The Republic of Rocketfuel15 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.874 billion Rocketfuel15ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The thriving Rocketfuel15ian economy, worth 338 trillion rocketfuels a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,520 rocketfuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and Rocketfuel15's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel15's national animal is the rocketfuel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rocketfuel15 is ranked 232,025^th in the world and 192^nd in House Boucher for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69.88 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.