The Republic of Rocketfuel58 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 4.543 billion Rocketfuel58ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rocketfuel58ian economy, worth 417 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,913 Rocketfuels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, the fattest folk in Rocketfuel58 look to be the happiest ones, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel58's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel58 is ranked 67,229^th in the world and 4^th in Bloodbender Heaven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,121.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.