The Queen's State of Rockinghamton is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.235 billion Rockinghamtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The strong Rockinghamtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion betales a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 41,402 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, and Rockinghamton has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Rockinghamton's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rockinghamton is ranked 42,904^th in the world and 1^st in Massachusetts for Most Primitive, scoring 60 on the Scary Big Number Scale.