The Grand Duchy of Rommied is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Regent Xavier with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.088 billion Rommiedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomboree. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommiedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Yows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 217,979 Yows, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,257,140 per year while the poor average 18,074, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, thick smog keeps Rommiedians from looking too far ahead, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rommied's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rommied is ranked 4,887^th in the world and 9^th in Angelic League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11,564.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.