The Bannorn of Ronso is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Argai vos Duranos with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.992 billion Ronsoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kimari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Ronsoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 80,617 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and a government program is underway to revitalize Ronso's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ronso's national animal is the rhinoceros and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Ronso is ranked 125,332^nd in the world and 2^nd in Belmopan for Smartest Citizens, with 32.99 quips per hour.