The Witch of Rose Knightmare is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Rose Knightmare with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.239 billion Rose Knightmareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekonia. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rose Knightmarean economy, worth 648 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 63,294 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rose Knightmare's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Rose Knightmare is ranked 233,455^th in the world and 1^st in The Nightmare Factory for Largest Black Market, with 270 billion Standard Monetary Units.