The Terrible Swift Sword of RoSerbia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 17.77 billion RoSerbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The RoSerbian economy, worth 777 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,739 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking RoSerbia's students to the next level, the dartboard at the RoSerbian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RoSerbia's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RoSerbia is ranked 132,438^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Serbia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.66 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.