The Nomadic Peoples of Rowrbrazzle is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.543 billion Rowrbrazzleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rowrbrazzlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,954 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,814 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, hospitals in Rowrbrazzle are too busy serving the needs of Old School Furry to see Rowrbrazzleans, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowrbrazzle's national animal is the alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rowrbrazzle is ranked 4,656^th in the world and 8^th in Old School Furry for Smartest Citizens, with 135.07 quips per hour.