The State of Royaltina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.79 billion Royaltinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Royaltinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,874 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,894 per year while the poor average 2,196, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Royaltina has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royaltina's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Royaltina is ranked 121,403^rd in the world and 92^nd in State for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.