Population | 9.03 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | stonks |
The Republic of RSCA52 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.03 billion RSCA52ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient RSCA52ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,829 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA52's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
RSCA52 is ranked 28,697th in the world and 53rd in racoda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.51 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : RSCA52 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in RSCA52, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : RSCA52 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.