The Grand Duchy of Rudak37 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 3.471 billion Rudak37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The large but inefficient Rudak37ian economy, worth 160 trillion lire a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,316 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Rudak37ians, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak37's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rudak37 is ranked 137,238^th in the world and 1^st in Minecraft Mushroom Fields for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 473.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.