The Queen's State of Rufus Cosmo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.617 billion Rufus Cosmoites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Rufus Cosmoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,417 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,791 per year while the poor average 4,327, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rufus Cosmo's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rufus Cosmo is ranked 12,836^th in the world and 1^st in Micronesia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,340.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.