The Commonwealth of Ruza Pytions is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.995 billion Ruza Pytionsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving Ruza Pytionsian economy, worth 888 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 52,308 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,157 per year while the poor average 10,669, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ruza Pytions's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ruza Pytions is ranked 22,051^st in the world and 1^st in The Socialist Union of Eurasia for Largest Populations, with 17.0 billion capita.