
| Population | 1.514 billion |
| Capital | Grayhaven |
| Leader | The King of Pirates |
| Faith | pursuit of profit |
| Currency | federal dollar |
| Animal | five-headed dragon |
The Privateer's Pact of Sable Bay is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Pirates with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.514 billion pirates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grayhaven. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.
The powerhouse buccaneer economy, worth 116 trillion federal dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 77,201 federal dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sable Bay's national animal is the five-headed dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is pursuit of profit.
Sable Bay is ranked 54,418th in the world and 3rd in Shadowport for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,056.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sable Bay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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Sable Bay's influence in Shadowport rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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Sable Bay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Sable Bay, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
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Sable Bay, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
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Sable Bay, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
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Sable Bay, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
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Sable Bay was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
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Sable Bay, polite commuters on the Grayhaven Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
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Sable Bay changed its national faith to "pursuit of profit".


































