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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,599thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,246th
The Privateer's Pact of
Capitalist Paradise
The Rent, The Rent, The Rent!
The King of Pirates
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sable Bay

Population1.514 billion

CapitalGrayhaven
LeaderThe King of Pirates
Faithpursuit of profit

Currencyfederal dollar
Animalfive-headed dragon

The Privateer's Pact of Sable Bay is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Pirates with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.514 billion pirates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grayhaven. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The powerhouse buccaneer economy, worth 116 trillion federal dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 77,201 federal dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sable Bay's national animal is the five-headed dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is pursuit of profit.

Sable Bay is ranked 54,418th in the world and 3rd in Shadowport for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,056.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,599thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,246thHighest Crime Rates: 3,262ndTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 5,073rdMost Avoided: 5,801stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,108thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,427thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,006thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,692ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,679thHighest Drug Use: 27,383rdMost Armed: 28,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,604thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,703rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 31,216th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sable Bay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Sable Bay's influence in Shadowport rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Sable Bay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sable Bay, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Sable Bay, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Sable Bay, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Sable Bay, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Sable Bay was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Sable Bay, polite commuters on the Grayhaven Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Sable Bay changed its national faith to "pursuit of profit".

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