The Nine Tails of Sabot-Cat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.507 billion Sabot-Catians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Sabot-Catian economy, worth 386 trillion Mutual Aids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 14,583 Mutual Aids, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabot-Cat's national animal is the Sabot-Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sabot-Cat is ranked 264,446^th in the world and 1^st in Fash for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.