The Republic of Sails of Osiris is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.874 billion Sails of Osirisians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Sails of Osirisian economy, worth 349 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,404 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,273 per year while the poor average 12,117, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sails of Osiris's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sails of Osiris is ranked 147,323^rd in the world and 160^th in Prison for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.