The Community of Saint Bernard Parish is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Loyalist-chan population. The hard-working population of 249 million Saint Bernard Parishians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The very strong Saint Bernard Parishian economy, worth 12.6 trillion pennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,600 pennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,574 per year while the poor average 12,838, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Saint Bernard Parish's national animal is the Loyalist-chan.

Saint Bernard Parish is ranked 218,818^th in the world and 62^nd in Pinevilla for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.