The Federal Republic of Saint Brigit is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ulrika Hoffenson with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.826 billion Brigitians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spandastad. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Saint Brigitian economy, worth 487 trillion vinnings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,550 vinnings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Brigit's national animal is the tropical herring, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bossy Lutheran.

Saint Brigit is ranked 6,282^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Rough Caribbean for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.8 percentage of bribes refused.