The Second Republic of Saint Michael The Angel is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Provisional Government with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.05 billion Angelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapienza. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Angelian economy, worth 341 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,382 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children receive government-sanctioned brainrot, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and it is often said that only Provisional Government could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Michael The Angel's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Seventh-day Adventism.

Saint Michael The Angel is ranked 82,332^nd in the world and 22^nd in Tarkin for Highest Average Incomes, with 84,382.28 Standard Monetary Units.