The Principality of Saint Zeon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sodo Charwin Zabi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.531 billion Saint Zeonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deikun City. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Zeonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,974 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and for 25 bitcoins tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Zeon's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zabi Zeonism.

Saint Zeon is ranked 28,045^th in the world and 8^th in New Hyperion for Highest Food Quality, scoring 77.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.