The Syndicalist Federation of Salad Cat is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Officer Atlas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.111 billion Salad Cats live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catoyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Market Socialist economy, worth 849 trillion Cazzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,720 Cazzes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,905 per year while the poor average 5,071, a ratio of 145 to 1.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Salad Cat's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cat Mother.

Salad Cat is ranked 84,108^th in the world and 25^th in Corsair for Largest Black Market, with 3.78 trillion Standard Monetary Units.