
| Population | 3.107 billion |
| Capital | the Landfall Throne |
| Leader | Soter |
| Faith | Soterism |
| Currency | Silver |
| Animal | Tortoise |
The NPC Nations of Sallune is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Soter with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.107 billion Sallunites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Landfall Throne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sallunite economy, worth 937 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 301,603 Silvers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,803 per year while the poor average 20,306, a ratio of 93.2 to 1.
The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, foreign leaders who don't applaud Soter's speeches are regarded as enemies of Sallune, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Sallune's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Soterism.
Sallune is ranked 5,938th in the world and 1st in Sallune for Largest Black Market, with 1,363 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sallune, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, foreign leaders who don't applaud Soter's speeches are regarded as enemies of Sallune.
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Sallune was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in the Landfall Throne.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, concussed Tortoiseball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, aides are afraid to ask if Soter wants a cup of tea or coffee.













































