The Queendom of Sandcrest is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.676 billion Sandcrestians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Sandcrestian economy, worth 994 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,256 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sandcrest's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sandcrest is ranked 217,372^nd in the world and 7^th in North Dakota for Safest, scoring 31.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.