The Wolfist Republics of Sandredam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Velinsky III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.561 billion Sandrists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velodengrad. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sandridinian economy, worth 435 trillion Vodengraids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,444 Vodengraids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, what happens in court stays in court, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandredam's national animal is the Red Spotted Black Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Sandredam is ranked 223,976^th in the world and 56^th in Lone Wolves United for Safest, scoring 47.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.