The District of Sankattan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.558 billion Sankattanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The very strong Sankattanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion districtas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,510 districtas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sankattan's national animal is the salmon, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sankattan is ranked 197,912^th in the world and 7^th in Northern Mariana Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -80.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.