The Democratic People's Republic of Sanmite is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pharaoh Artaxerxes VI with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.803 billion Sanmites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circleville. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sanmite economy, worth 263 trillion Sanmite Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,054 Sanmite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanmite's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sanmite is ranked 72,479^th in the world and 2^nd in Ohio for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,054.65 Standard Monetary Units.