The Protectorate of Santa Tecla is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.76 billion Santa Teclans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.6%.

The Santa Teclan economy, worth 246 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,842 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Tecla's national animal is the Kitsune.

Santa Tecla is ranked 130,192^nd in the world and 10^th in Corner Brook for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,258.99 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.