The Kingdom of Sashilee is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Eirian with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.43 billion Sashileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ventria. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sashileean economy, worth 763 trillion elemental coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,694 elemental coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sashilee's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sashilee is ranked 292,622^nd in the world and 2^nd in Unified Realm of Infinite Possibilities for Highest Drug Use, scoring 22.11 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.