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Most Primitive: 774thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,933rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,339th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you die here it's your fault if you're 63 or older
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Satan and the Devil

Population781 million

CapitalThalorim

CurrencyCocaine Packet
AnimalEagle

The Dictatorship of Satan and the Devil is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 781 million Devils are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalorim. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The thriving Devilish economy, worth 77.5 trillion Cocaine Packets a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,192 Cocaine Packets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Thalorim Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, mostly women are seen and not heard, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satan and the Devil's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Satan and the Devil is ranked 325,320th in the world and 159th in Hell for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.67 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 774thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,933rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,339thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,269thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,486thLargest Mining Sector: 8,832ndNudest: 9,895thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,586thMost Patriotic: 22,177thMost Authoritarian: 24,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,645thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,866thMost Devout: 26,888thMost Conservative: 28,020th
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Most Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Satan and the Devil, martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control.
  • : Following new legislation in Satan and the Devil, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Satan and the Devil's influence in Hell rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Satan and the Devil's influence in Hell rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Satan and the Devil, mostly women are seen and not heard.
  • : Following new legislation in Satan and the Devil, the Thalorim Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Satan and the Devil, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol.
  • : Satan and the Devil's influence in Hell rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satan and the Devil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Satan and the Devil, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.

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