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Largest Agricultural Sector: 21,381stMost Devout: 21,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,203rd
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Schada

Population1.566 billion

Currencydoubloon
Animalmantis shrimp

The Republic of Schada is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.566 billion Schadans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.2%.

The all-consuming Schadan economy, worth 126 trillion doubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,028 doubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,908 per year while the poor average 19,484, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, and commemoration of the Great Aetherius War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schada's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Schada is ranked 49,464th in the world and 692nd in Aetherius for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,720.17 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 21,381stMost Devout: 21,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,203rdMost Patriotic: 27,961st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 55th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schada, commemoration of the Great Aetherius War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Schada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, doctors tell patients to turn and cough up some change.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Schada, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.

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