The Republic of Schweriner is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.487 billion Schwerinerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The strong Schwerinerian economy, worth 119 trillion aurum golds a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,113 aurum golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Schweriner's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Schweriner is ranked 197,853^rd in the world and 1^st in Schwerin for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.