The Empire of Schwomg is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Dog population. The hard-working population of 21.861 billion Schwomgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 28.9%.

The Schwomgian economy, worth 800 trillion Cours a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 36,623 Cours, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Schwomg's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Schwomg is ranked 142,585^th in the world and 13^th in St Abbaddon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 629.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.