The Republic of Scoped allocator is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.792 billion Scoped allocatorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The thriving Scoped allocatorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,021 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Scoped allocator's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Scoped allocator is ranked 13,979^th in the world and 2^nd in The Real Middle Earth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,870.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.