The Nutoctatic kingdom of Scratlantis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Scratus the great with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.757 billion Scratlantidans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The powerhouse Scratlantidan economy, worth 410 trillion Acorn leaves a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,328 Acorn leaves, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, lavish state dinners in Nutropolis are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, people can get away with murder these days, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Scratlantis's national animal is the Scrattus Nuttus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The philosophy of the acorn.

Scratlantis is ranked 69,073^rd in the world and 1^st in Scratlantis for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,497.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.