The Colony of Searnoemno is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Anonymous with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.923 billion Searnoemnish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chronodale. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The Searnoemnish economy, worth 622 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,246 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Searnoemno's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Searnoemno is ranked 156,500^th in the world and 1^st in Penglai for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,246.81 Standard Monetary Units.