The Republic of Sebua is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Onodugo Diribe with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and zero percent divorce rate. The democratic population of 16.33 billion Sebuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuwama. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sebuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,785 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, young men find it hard to engage in their favourite topic of study with their parents looking over their shoulder, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sebua's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Odinani.

Sebua is ranked 184,697^th in the world and 7^th in The Straw Hat Pirates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 261.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.