Population | 6.795 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 57 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.795 billion Second Best Puppet 57ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 57ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,660 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,573 per year while the poor average 50,749, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Second Best Puppet 57ian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, Second Best Puppet 57ian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 57's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 57 is ranked 259,782nd in the world and 2,035th in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -188.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Second Best Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, Second Best Puppet 57ian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, Second Best Puppet 57ian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 57, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Second Best Puppet 57.