The Queendom of Secorlia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Queen Celeste Dawnbringer with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.126 billion Secorlians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crowngarden. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secorlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion bits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,814 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, much of Secorlia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown. Secorlia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Celestial Cult.

Secorlia is ranked 305,229^th in the world and 106^th in Equestria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.