The Doing Lenins Work of Secular Liberalism is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.468 billion Communists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Commune. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Secular Liberalismian economy, worth 182 trillion kindnesses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,956 kindnesses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,877 per year while the poor average 16,787, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Secular Liberalism's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Secular Liberalism is ranked 115,282^nd in the world and 1^st in The Capitalist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,471.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.