The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dale the Honorable Skeptic with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 22.693 billion Seeker Alphans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sagan. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seeker Alphan economy, worth a remarkable 3,962 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,624 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown. Seeker Alpha's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seeker Alpha is ranked 24,829^th in the world and 58^th in Texas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 60,944 Standard Monetary Units.