The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Larry David with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.45 billion Seinfeldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Seinfeldian economy, worth a remarkable 5,316 trillion Vandalays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,835 Vandalays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Larry David isn't a national brand, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seinfeld's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Festivus.

Seinfeld is ranked 15,459^th in the world and 4^th in Seinfeld for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 57 on the Kitten Softness Rating.