The Send help of Selanese Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Vãtieslav Ⅲ ' PM Hornimir Gorhov with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.088 billion Selanese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novwgord and Hornislav. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Selanese economy, worth 345 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,678 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selanese Empire's national animal is the Hornislav cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Selanese Imperial Christianity.

Selanese Empire is ranked 18,750^th in the world and 2^nd in Union of Conlang Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,383.56 on the Gilded Widget Scale.