The Dominion of Semper Occultus is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 1.711 billion Semper Occultusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Semper Occultusian economy, worth 50.1 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,292 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Semper Occultus's national animal is the buffalo bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Semper Occultus is ranked 133,743^rd in the world and 1^st in MI6 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 504.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.