The Republic of Senator Waldorff is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 1.605 billion Senator Waldorffians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The powerhouse Senator Waldorffian economy, worth 131 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,993 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senator Waldorff's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Senator Waldorff is ranked 38,074^th in the world and 1^st in The Presidential Council of The W0rld for Safest, scoring 106.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.