The Matriarchal Forest Queendom of Senselari is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lady Sentana XII with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 8.065 billion Senselarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaivataneya. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Senselarian economy, worth 427 trillion Vanas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,041 Vanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Senselari Blood Tithe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senselari's national animal is the Svanas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taniavari.

Senselari is ranked 54,234^th in the world and 1^st in Sentania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.05 law-abiding acts per hour.