The Sovereign United Empire of Septalon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.689 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seven Talon City. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The thriving Septalonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,251 septoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Septalon's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Septalon is ranked 34,264^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperial Legion for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,880.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.