The Free Republic of Serailia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by DRB with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.905 billion Serailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serailis. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Serails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,987 Serails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serailia's national animal is the wildcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serailia is ranked 325,359^th in the world and 410^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.