The District of Seri Begawan is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by proctor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.216 billion Sarwanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Seri Begawanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,820 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,382 per year while the poor average 16,782, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Seri Begawan has designated District City as its capital city, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of Seri Begawan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Seri Begawan's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seri Begawan is ranked 314,581^st in the world and 1^st in Seri Begawan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.