The Sernetian Territory of Sernetian Toperis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sernetian Toperis Council with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.736 billion Sernetian Toperisians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swalmertisen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Sernetian Toperisian economy, worth 299 trillion Metrons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,178 Metrons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 614,428 per year while the poor average 2,832, a ratio of 216 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sernetian Toperis's national animal is the Chocolate pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sernetian Toperis is ranked 32,992^nd in the world and 8^th in Urseom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,431.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.