The Democratic States of Seven Unions is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Two Hoffas with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 28.696 billion Seven Unionsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forty Hours. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Seven Unionsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion Contracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,025 Contracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, euthanasia is legal, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seven Unions's national animal is the scab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is One American Dream.

Seven Unions is ranked 180,616^th in the world and 10^th in Wisconsin for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.